Compliments to http://twitter.com/PLZfollow
Oh I wish I had a boyfriend
I wish I had a loving man in my life
I wish I had a father
Maybe then I would have turned out right
But now I’m just crazy
I’m totally mad
Yeah I’m just crazy
I’m fucked in the head
And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
I could make a brand new start in love with you
Oh I wish I had a suntan
I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine
I wish I had a beach house
Then we could make a big fire every night
Instead I’m just crazy
I’m totally mad
Yeah I’m just crazy
I’m fucked in the head
And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
I could make a brand new start in love with you
I sound so cheesy saying this, but this song defines me so strikingly well that I think I may just die right here….
- Me: Close your eyes and open your mouth
- My sister: UGH, WHAT IS THIS? It tastes like death
- Me: Life... Life cereal
HRO circa 2k8, you still complete me




